The Futile Podcast

Deconstructing 80's & 90's action movies. Relating them to comics, TV, and cartoons from then and now.

I’m just tryin’ to fill my cauldron.

podcast 022 (right click, save as)

I give a few delayed reviews on Superbad, Hot Rod, Knocked Up, and Die Hard IV. Then, we talk about the idea of “simple goals” for protagonists in films. You can see the deleted scene from Knocked up that Zack is talking about here

Bump Musics:
Thomas Dolby- Europa and the Pirate Twins
Johnny Hates Jazz – Shattered Dreams
Starship – Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now
Foreigner – Urgent
David Bowie – Heroes
Rolling Stones – Sympathy for the Devil

"The Best thing about the title is that it’s literal."

podcast Zero Zero One(right click, save as)

This is the infamous “lost” first episode. I’ve been kind of lazy lately and so it’s come to this; posting one of our first recordings. Here we talk about such current films as 300, The Good Shepard the Leprechaun and Conan Continuity. Then we talk about what makes a “good” creator of a franchise or show. This leads us to talk about George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, Genndy Tartakovsky, and Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

"There was so much brain matter in this movie."

Hitman and Beowulf review (right click, save as)

Zack and his cohorts discuss the new Hitman film and then they get into the pros and cons of the CG Beowulf movie that just came out.

bump musics:
Romantic Warrior- Duel of the Jester and the Tyrant
Chicago – Does Anybody Really Know What Time it is?

Prefuse 73 – Vikings Invade the Mediterranean but don’t Leave
RJD2 – Legend

"He can’t reach the slot!"

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We talk crime in this one. I give my take on the first season of The Wire then give a review of Mystic River. Zack and his buddies talk about their mutual love of Bad Boys II. This podcast is also about:
bump musics:
Tsuneo Imahori – Do Your Business
Mogwai – Were no Here
Deltron 3030 – Mastermind
Yoko Kanno – The Real Man
Dandy Warhols – Bohemian Like you (Black Dog mix)

We’re Thankful for Gynoids

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We discuss stupid comedies like Airplane!, The Naked Gun and we discuss the evolution of parody films into the detritus that they’ve become today. We talk about Top Secret! and Super Troopers. In keeping with stupid comedies we talk about some of our favorite comedy moments in TV shows including Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Sealab 2021. We are watching Alienator and trying to figure out what that 3rd weapon on Airwolf is … join us won’t you. Send grievances and obscure hate mail directed at other people to futilepodcast@gmail.com
Bump musics*:
The Chariot – Back to Back
Zao – 5 Year Winter
Every Time I Die – She’s my Rushmore
At the Drive In – Sleepwalk Capsules
Between the Buried and Me – All Bodies
The Carpenters – Top of the World

*Zack was guest music editor for this one.

Finish the Fight.

podcast 019 (right click, save as)In this one Zack, guests, and I discuss “dirtbag” characters and compare them to scoundrels and uncharismatic protagonists. We talk about Billy Zane’s character in Titanic and we talk about how reality shows on TV are replete with these dirtbag types . . . but why!?!bump musics:
T.V. on the Radio – The Wrong Way
Beck- Elevator Music
Bravery – Tyrant

Tom Waits – Drunk on the Moon
Tool – Vicarious
Cure – All Cats are Grey