Archive for September, 2008

“They’re on the honor system not to look under the sheet.”

Monday, September 29th, 2008

Deathrace review (right click OR click)

During the review of this remake we ask:  “how do you even do satire right now?” 

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musics:
Mike and the Mechanics - All I need is a Miracle
Tweaker - The Drive-Bye

“It’s like one of those Russian doll things.”

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Righteous Kill review (right click OR click)

This podcast is about:

1) A handful of hunchs

2) Al Pacino is the Cumin.

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music:

Rolling Stones -  Gimme Shelter

promo:

Fast Karate for the Gentlemen

M.D. Bangkok

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

Bangkok Dangerous review (right click OR click)

topics of discussion:

Commando the Family Edition and Commando the Myth Busters Edition

“Chicken lickin’ is lickin’ chicken” - Jan Michael Vincent The Mechanic

Golgo 13

Romantic Comedy pitch:  Miniscule Money Problems

Feminism

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musics:

RJD2 - Up to no Good Again

Cibo Matto - King of Silence

“You could cut the hump off a camel and drink it’s milk off the tip.” - Charlie

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

Step Brothers review (right click OR click)

Zack gives his take on this lackluster Ferrel McKay comedy.

 

Musics:

Beck - I Guess I’m Doing Fine

Antonio Carlos Jobim - Marina del Ray

“It’s like Nietzsche.”

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

Burn After Reading review (right click OR click)

I have to wonder if this movie had Barry Sonnenfeld’s name on it instead of the Coen Brothers would people still like it?  email:Futilepodcast@gmail.com

 

Promos:  Filmjunk

              Destory All Podcasts DX

Music:

The Kings of Convenience - Failure

“The third rule: Don’t open the questions.”

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

The Bank Job review (right click OR click)

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Music:

David Bowie - All the Young Dudes

“Multiple vaginas trademark.”

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

Total Recall review (right click OR click)

It’s all about the splendor of  80’s action movie violence and maliciousness of their protagonists.  This one is a classic and every good podcast out there has done their review (SEE archives of:  The Greatest Movie Ever, and Fast Karate For the Gentlemen)

The favorite quote in the option of Zack is:  “De were going to kill me so I killed dem.”  Which I think Nikil and the boys at N+1 could certainly find relevant to the American hyper-Capitalist psyche of the 1980’s.    email:  Futilepodcast@gmail.com

 

 

musics:

Astrobotnia - Hallo

Royksopp - In Space

“Yeah Tree!”

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

Humboldt County the Movie review (right click OR click)

It’s where we are located and Ian worked on the movie as a PA so we figured we’d give it a review.  We take a break in the midst of this review to talk about Snakes n’ Barrels II and which sci-fi characters we’d like to have sex with.  email: Futilepodcast@gmail.com

musics:

Iggy Pop - Lust for Life

Tricky - Hell is Around the Corner